GEN X – Raised on Hose Water & Neglect Men’s T-Shirt | Funny Retro Gen

No helmets. No cell phones. No problem. This GEN X men’s T-shirt says it all—back when kids drank hose water, played outside until the streetlights came on, and tough love meant being left alone. If you’re a Gen Xer who survived it all, this shirt’s for you.

• Soft and breathable cotton blend
• Unisex fit—comfortable and masculine
• Bold distressed “GEN X” graphic with vintage vibes
• Front print: “Raised on hose water & neglect”
• Available in Black, Gray, White, Navy, Natural, Safety Pink (for the bold), and more
• Durable print, easy wash-and-wear
• Printed and shipped from the USA 🇺🇸

Wear your generation’s badge of honor with a bit of dark humor—and zero apologies.